4. Salma Hayek
It took four affairs before Trump hit the jackpot and found his hot, genuine Mexican babe, and what a find. Hayek has long been one a scorching little package, and she’s never been one to say ‘no’ to a rich man, even one as red-faced and foolish as Donald Trump. Hayek put Trump through the ringer, demanding several expensive gifts, including a house that belonged to a former cartel jefe, because she wanted to know what it was like to make love to a white man in a brown man’s castle. Trump obliged her every whim and was blindsided when Hayek left him for…a Mexican cartel jefe who had more money than even the real estate mogul.