5. Eva Longoria
Trump and Longoria had a brief affair right after she broke up with Tony Parker, the San Antonio Spurs star. Trump had long since admired Longoria’s beauty and class, and sent his Trump jet to pick her up from Los Angeles, and flew her to Paris for a whirlwind weekend romance that lasted 48 hours. Longoria had apparently always dreamed about riding the Trump jet to Paris, and she knew Trump fancied her, so she led him on, got what she wanted, and was done with him by Monday morning. Ay caramba!