Because you can find better things to do with $10,000
For those of you Apple enthusiasts who are used to the finer things in life the new Apple Watch is offering an 18 karat gold plated version ranging from $10,000-17,000. I’m begging anyone who buys this watch to please post the pictures online so we can laugh at you and call you names.
Apple has decided that charging astronomical prices for it’s products is not enough. They now want to create a class system of Apple users. For you regular users, called the sardine class there’s the regular Apple Watch that goes for around $350. But for the more well heeled users, called the caviar class there’s the 18 karat gold plated version that costs anywhere from $10,000 to $17,000. If you are foolish, umm, rich enough to buy this version because you don’t recognize a strategy by Apple to cover the cost of Apple Watch in case it’s a total flop please feel free to do so. For those of us who can still think for ourselves and could care less what the world thinks of us are wondering what can we do or have done to us with $10,000? I was thinking of a vacation somewhere nice. Possibly engaging in acts of debauchery that involves, beautiful women, alcohol, a few farm animals. I’m talking acts that were outlawed by the church sometime in the 17th century. Or I could be unselfish or perform random act’s of kindness. The jury’s still out on that one I’ll let you know how everything turns out.