Because you´re not a Star Trek watching virgin
An Apple Watch screams that you’re obsessed with Star Trek, World of War Craft and you are probably a virgin that lives in your grandmother’s basement. It says that you and your friends(if you have any) spend way too much time arguing about Lord of The Rings.
If you view the Apple Watch as a fulfilling of some science fiction nerd prophecy then by all means buy the dam watch. If you speak of battles from the World of War Craft video game is if they were actual historical events then buy the dam watch. If you believe that Middle Earth was at one time a real place and you can prove this by showing us facts you found online proving it’s existence, then you should buy the dam watch. If you can speak the native language of every alien race from Star Trek and Star Wars then buy the dam watch. If you and your “friends” act out simulated battle scenes from the Hobbit in public, then buy the dam watch. If you believe that you are a wizard and can cast spells on people that you learned from playing Dungeons and Dragons then buy the dam watch. And finally if your love of all things technology and science fiction has prevented your 35-year-old ass from knowing a woman in the Biblical sense, then sir by all means buy the dam watch.